Thursday, July 19, 2007

Jurassic Park Trailer Script

Opens with Short Trailer sent to “Dinner Time” from POTC about 45 seconds: clips of dinosaurs ending in Jurassic Park Logo

Hammond: Hello, and welcome to your first step of what no doubtedly could be the greatest adventure of your life. My name is John Hammonds founder of Jurassic Park and your guide to this brief tour of the options available to you at one of the greatest oppurtunites of a lifetime: the chance to see creatures extinct for thousands, nay millions of years, here at Jurassic Park we present you with live, real dinosaurs.

(strolling outside) Now you are no doubtedly wondering if this is some sort of elaborate hoax. I am proud to tell you that it is not. The creatures you will see on your tours of our park are not animatronic, or devised from special effects, they are as real as you or I and alive in the flesh after even after extinction.
We have accomplished this feat through the genious efforts of Dr. Wu, who has taken DNA fragments from old dinosaur bones and prehistoric mesquitos preserved in amber to create the full strand needed to create the dinosaurs in our park. Thanks to the information provided by Alan Grant, renouned paleontologist we are able to ensure a low infant mortality rate for the baby dinosaurs, monitoring everything from their food, to medical needs. As they become more stable we release them into the secure enviroments on the island where their needs are looked after by Dr. Hartley who serves as a dino-vet for our creatures ensuring they are kept healthy and ready for the world to see.

(office) Now no doubtedly you are interested in hearing about our options for dinosaur viewing. Well our park is divided into 7 basic areas: Hysilophodont Highlands, Triceratops Territory, Sauropd Swamp, Carnivore Country, Stegosaurus South, Velociraptor Valley and Pterosaur Park. In addition to tours which go through each of these areas, you can also view any one of these areas by tuning in to the designated channel on your television in your deluxe hotel room, however we will go into more of your luxurious hotel lodgings later.
Our three principle rides are the Basic Dinosaur Tour, The Jungle River Ride and The Aviary Lodge Ride. The first will show you the 7 areas of our park moving first from the smaller dinosaurs, now by small I mean 4-10 feet, like the othnielia and Hypsilophodonts to our larger and better known animals like the stegosaurous or the most fascinating of all the infamous Tyranosaurous Rex. Our Jungle River Ride will take you across the island on our aptly named Jungle river to view many of our water front creatures such as the dilophasaur, and finally our Aviary Lodge ride will allow you to see the spectacular beauty and grace which inhibits the flight of these ancient creatures, as you soar along with them in the dome located by our Aviary Lodge.
As for accomidations you will find that we have spared nothing in the way of luxury at our two locations. Our Safari Lodge is situated by the main entrance to two of the three rides and in it you will find a very tropical atmosphere from the skylights in each of our rooms, to the misty swimming pool straight out of the prehistoric period, with modern conviences of course. Each room was designed by R. J. Pavlik, one of the top interior designers in the world, and no two rooms are the same.
Our Aviary lodge is not for those weak of stomach or afraid of heights. Each of our rooms overlooks the flying world of the pterodactyls and may be as high as 500 feet off the ground. These rooms were designed by HVScompass Interior Design, and once again no two rooms are exactly alike.

After viewing this video I am sure that you are intested in finding out more information on how you can book your vacation with us. Please see the booklet and call today for pricing information, and a customized experience you will never forget.

I’m John Hammond and this is Jurassic Park.